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The Matchmaker
Why don't they just say what they mean? Here's the truthful version:
Whores wanted for old rich guys.
Must be young and pretty and willing to screw a
nasty old dude for money.
I do love the, "other programs available," though. Like what? Quasi-beautiful women for less affluent men? Homely women for broke guys?
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3 comments:
Okay, THAT was freakin' HILARIOUS.
Another thought: Labor Day is coming up pretty soon...he'll have to mothball those deeeelish white boots. I mean, if he's still sporting them after Sept. 1st, there's your proof that your love was just not meant to be.
Money is supposed to be an aphrodesiac...not that I'd know, or anything...
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