- I am sooooooooooo not ready to date. That should ease the minds of friends and family, some of whom seem to think that I think I, "need a man." I don't and never have which is why I've been able to live sans one for years at a time.
- There are a lot of weird people out there. That's a big "duh," I know. But some can't even read. If I put in 39-51 in the age group, why would you think I'd even talk to a 26 year old who's sign in name is "biker guy?" I know why and that brings me to point 3....
- Putting the fact that you earn a 6-figure income on your profile gets a lot of attention. I'm beginning to think that I could have 2 heads and look like a troll and there'd still be guys who say, "You're very pretty."
- Ever want to be truly entertained, read what some of them write. It's like they picked up the nearest romance novel and copied it. I actually saw one who said he liked long walks. I'm not trying to be catty but guys, listen up: Be genuine. Be honest. Don't prose on about how you're looking for the "right one" or "love is real," whatever. We know you're full of crap.
Anyway, I deleted the profiles after seeing that, given the pickings, I WILL become the old crazy lady with all the cats. At least they won't tell me how they'd never thought they'd feel this way....
2 comments:
You don't need a six figure salery to get attention on dating sites- just the fact that you marked [F] or [F searchig for M] is enough for the emails to start.
For sure. All you really need is a headline that reads, "I have a vagina." The emails will pour in.
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