Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Vampires

Last night I had dreams about vampires. I was a vampire too but the kids weren't and I was trying to protect them. Then Bela Lugosi shows up dressed as Dracula and tries to teach me how to be a vampire. I told him that I didn't need his help and I was perfectly capable of figuring it out.

Yeah, weird, huh? Okay all you amateur Freuds, analyze THAT.

3 comments:

Deadman said...

Being a vampire = being a single divorced mother.

Protecting your kids is obvious - protecting them from the ravages of divorce, something you are experiencing and, knowing how terrifying it is you naturally don't want your children exposed to it.

I'm damned if I know who Bela Lugosi is in your real life. A buttinsky friend whose advice you resent?

That'll be 5 cents please.

Anonymous said...

You just know I'm Lugosi. But much, MUCH better looking! :-)

Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur said...

Honestly? A reflection (Ha! No pun intended) of the fact that everyone wants something from you,that you have relied more on others than you are comfortable is accepting, and that you believe the only people have a right to expect anything from you are your kids.

No charge, since I'm not licensed to do this and all.