Monday, July 14, 2008

Guess What I Found...

SBTX's profile on Match.com. Believe it or not, we match 18 of 25 but I didn't know he was into porn or skinny dipping:


stubspub
Wanted - Social Butterfly Who Understands Quiet Time
Active over 3 weeks ago
39-year-old man
Oklahoma, United States
seeking women 28-40
within 50 miles of Oklahoma, United States


Relationships:
Currently Separated
Have kids:
Yes, and they live away from home (2)
Want kids:
Probably not
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
6'1" (185cms)
Religion:
Christian / Protestant
Smoke:
Occasionally
Drink:
Regularly


In my own words
for fun:
Hang out with good friends and travel. Camping, hiking, and mountain biking are also favorites as well as a good motorcycle ride.
my job:
I own my own business in the service industry
favorite hot spots:
A good restaurant, bar or pub with live music. None of that chain stuff. I've traveled extensively and want to do so again. I've always wanted ski Switzerland.
favorite things:
I like to go out because I'm in the service industry and enjoy seeing what other places are doing but I also like a night just sitting on the couch watching mindless tv to wind down and take a break.
last read:
I Am Charlotte Simmons by Tom Wolfe. Great book.


About my life and what I'm looking for
Just looking for someone who understands the kind of industry that I'm in. Someone who is confident in themselves enough to understand that if something develops between us they shouldn't have to worry about interactions with other people. I can be moody, I can be arrogant, but I also know what I want and make sure that a woman is treated right. I also have a pretty sharp wit and love to laugh and cut up with people once I get to know them. My match is going to be someone who understands the demands I face owning a business and can handle being in both business and social environments. My match will want to have fun but will also understand that sometimes it's nice to just sit and watch mindless TV or a movie with each other. Because of my business I have a tendency to be rather discreet so I have not posted a pic. I can provide one when requested.


About me
Hair:
Salt and pepper
Eyes:
Blue
Best Feature:
Eyes
Body art:
Pierced ear(s)
Sports and exercise:
Cycling,
Billiards / Pool,
Soccer,
Bowling
Exercise habits:
Exercise 1-2 times per week
Daily diet:
Keep it healthy
Interests
Camping,
Dining out,
Movies/Videos,
Music and concerts
Education:
Bachelors degree
Occupation:
Self Employed
Income:
No answer
Languages:
English
Politics:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Don't display my sign
My Place:
Live alone
Pets I have:
No answer
Pets I like:
Dogs,
Horses


About my date
Hair:
Any
Eyes:
Any
Height:
5'4" (162cms) to 6'0" (182cms)
Body type:
About average,
Athletic and toned,
Slender
Languages:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Faith:
Christian / Protestant,
Spiritual but not religious
Education:
Some college,
Associates degree,
Bachelors degree,
Graduate degree,
PhD / Post Doctoral
Job:
Any
Income:
Any
Smoke:
Occasionally
Drink:
Social drinker, maybe one or two,
Regularly
Relationships:
Never Married,
Widowed,
Currently Separated,
Divorced
Have kids:
Any
Want kids:
Probably not,
No way,
Not sure
Turn-ons:
Boldness / Assertiveness,
Brainiacs,
Candlelight,
Erotica,
Flirting,
Long hair,
Money,
Power,
Public displays of affection,
Skinny dipping,
Thunderstorms

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Do you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain?"

Awww. It's beautiful.

Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur said...

"but I also know what I want and make sure that a woman is treated right."

Isn't there a reporting system that says "Lying sack of hamsters"?

Deadman said...

How about skinny-dipping in thunderstorms?

It's not like that little thing is going to make a decent substitute for a lightning rod anyway...