Friday's WTF?

I'm not sure what's going on in the world. Is it the gas prices making people crazy? There certainly are a lot of weird stories in the news. Here are some of my favorites.

1. Czech Mom Accused of Skinning Son and Feeding Him to Relatives. This is just sick and twisted. Of course, you just had to know that a religious cult was involved. Oh and they also sexually abused the child and his brother as well as keeping them in cages. Does the Czech Republic have the death penalty?
2. Pregnancy Pact at Massachusetts High School. 17 dumbasses thought it would be cool to get knocked up out of wedlock ('cause Jamie Lynn did it and it's sooooooo cooooool) with one getting impregnated by a 24 year old homeless guy. What the hell is wrong with parents that they are producing such idiotic children? (h/t Abbadon)
3. Man Charged With Illegally Injecting Silicone into Women's Butts. Yeah, you've got Sir Mixalot in your head now. A Miami man was arrested for having "pumping parties" in which he would inject silicone into women's butts to make them look bigger. No, he did not have a medical license.
4. Iranian President Claims US Plotted to Kill Him. The head nutjob in Iran claims the US plotted to kill him during his visit to Baghdad. What said nutjob doesn't understand is that if we wanted to kill him, he'd be dead already.