Friday, June 20, 2008

Friday's WTF?

I'm not sure what's going on in the world. Is it the gas prices making people crazy? There certainly are a lot of weird stories in the news. Here are some of my favorites.

1.
Czech Mom Accused of Skinning Son and Feeding Him to Relatives. This is just sick and twisted. Of course, you just had to know that a religious cult was involved. Oh and they also sexually abused the child and his brother as well as keeping them in cages. Does the Czech Republic have the death penalty?
2.
Pregnancy Pact at Massachusetts High School. 17 dumbasses thought it would be cool to get knocked up out of wedlock ('cause Jamie Lynn did it and it's sooooooo cooooool) with one getting impregnated by a 24 year old homeless guy. What the hell is wrong with parents that they are producing such idiotic children? (h/t Abbadon)
3.
Man Charged With Illegally Injecting Silicone into Women's Butts. Yeah, you've got Sir Mixalot in your head now. A Miami man was arrested for having "pumping parties" in which he would inject silicone into women's butts to make them look bigger. No, he did not have a medical license.
4.
Iranian President Claims US Plotted to Kill Him. The head nutjob in Iran claims the US plotted to kill him during his visit to Baghdad. What said nutjob doesn't understand is that if we wanted to kill him, he'd be dead already.

2 comments:

Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur said...

Yeah, I saw the story on number 2 yesterday. Sad to say I can't work up any outrage. The culture of stupid is taking over.

sig94 said...

1. Skinning is an absolutely fabulous way of removing excess fat from the meat and making the meal more nutritious and friendly to your waistline! Obviously this woman cares a great deal for her relatives! Whatta gal!

2. These girls are planning a remake of the movie, The Banger Sisters.

3. This man is working for Al Gore. Obviously this is a direct result of Global Warming and the larger butts provide more shade from the sun. Pigeons and small woodland creatures can nest in the protective penumbra.

4. We did. A trained gibbon is running the country now.