Friday, August 8, 2008

Schmuck of the Week

Hot on the heels of my announcement that I'm finally getting rid of my lying, adulterous spouse is the revelation that John Edwards is also a lying, adulterous spouse. The reason he's a schmuck is because he was banging his "videographer" while his wife was dealing with breast cancer. Of course, he denied it the entire time and is now denying he's her baby's daddy. Loser.

Makes me think of this song.