What Happened?

The country elected a Socialist as president last night. When the country goes to pot (and it will), don't look at me. I voted for McCain. So why did McCain lose? Here is my assessment:

1. McCain was a bad choice. With all due respect to Senator McCain, he has the personality of dish rag. We needed someone with charisma. Someone like Mitt Romney or Rudy Giuliani or Fred Thompson. Instead we picked McCain because people felt sorry for him for losing to Bush in 2000 and it cost us.
2. Media bias. It's hard to compete when ALL the media favors a candidate to the point where they conceal and lie for him.
3. No clearly defined message. While Obama promised "Hope" and "Change," McCain/Palin never latched on to a catch phrase or a plan that made them different from Bush/Cheney.
4. Voter fraud. I have no doubt that a lot of dead people and convicted felons were allowed to vote along with Mickey Mouse, Pluto and the Dallas Cowboys. Let's face it: this election was stolen from the get go.
5. Obama's questionable finances. Along with voter fraud, Obama suddenly had $600 million from unknown sources. Makes you wonder which enemy countries threw money into his campaign. So Obama bought and stole the election.

There you have it. Why the GOP lost. It's going to be a long four years. However, I live in a solid red state and they'll take our guns from our cold dead hands. All of you on the coasts are welcomed to saddle on up and ride this way. We'd love to have you.