This Week's "What the Hamster?"

I've decided to change, "Friday's What the Hamster?" to the current title since I never know when I'm going to get around to actually posting the thing. So here are some stories that made me say, "What the Hamster?"

1. Unemployment Rate Hits 8.1%. Being one of that 8.1% does not make me happy. However, at least I'm not alone. As they say, misery loves company. I should point out that the last time unemployment hit this level was in 1983, when I was starting my junior year of high school and Ronald Reagan was still in his first term. However, the Messiah claims this a great opportunity. Yeah, an opportunity for him to establish the United Socialist States of America.


2. Feds: The Economy Sucked in January and February. As previously mentioned, could these guys be any more obvious. We know it sucks. The Messiah got elected based on the idea that ONLY HE could fix the problem. All he has done since his anointing is made it worse. Every time the guy opens his mouth, the Stock Market dives. Can we get a gag order on him?


3. Clinton: "Yeah, we're talking with a terrorist state. So what?" Showing how clueless this administration is, they're talking to the Syrians. The same people who assassinated the PM of Lebanon. The same people who backed Hezbollah's attacks on Israel. The same people who helped a bunch of Baathists escape Iraq when we invade. Holy cow, could this administration get anymore inept? No....don't answer that.


4. The Anti-Semite Administration, Part II. Also showing they have no regard for Israel, Madam Secretary Clinton stated that a Palestinian state WILL be created. Don't you think Israel should have some say in that before we start carving up the Middle East? Didn't the Democrats bitch we the Bush Administration started meddling in the internal affairs of other countries?


5. Rhianna and Chris Brown. Showing it doesn't matter how famous and rich you are, some women are just dumb asses when it comes to men. Now me, if my boyfriend beat the shit out of me to the point where I couldn't go on an awards show, I damn sure wouldn't be taking his sorry ass back. But of course he did the, "Baby, I'm sorry," and she forgave him. Girl, he's done it once and he'll do it again. The next time, you'll have a hard time finding anyone who'll feel sorry for you.