Thursday, March 5, 2009

Folly's Diet, Part Deux

What I can and cannot eat so far:

CAN:

Mac & Cheese
Brownies
Pudding
Noodles
Raman
Cream of Wheat
Beer

CANNOT:

Donuts
Omlettes
Beef
Chicken
Chips
Cookies
Bagels
Bread


God, someone just shoot me.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's a strange diet.

Folly said...

Hi Uni. It's a, "Can't eat solid food due to a problem with my esophagus problem," and not a, "my fat ass needs to lose weight," problem.

Anonymous said...

Is it from Acid Reflux?
I know someone who had her esophagus thin because of acid reflux. The Ear Nose and Throat specialist had to widen the esophagus.

That can lead to cancer.

Folly said...

Yes. In fact, I'm awaiting an appointment to have my esophagus re-expanded so I can eat.

Anonymous said...

Folly,
That's interesting.

My friend was told to stay away from alcohol, spicy food, caffeinated drinks after the procedure. Are you getting the same advice?

Did you read my post about "tearing that ass up" and how your boyfriend or husband is supposed to look at you over the years?

Folly said...

No I haven't. I haven't even met with the specialist yet.

No, but I will. He's skating on thin ice. I hate when people say they'll call me back cause they got another call then don't bother.

Anonymous said...

Folly,
He is either gay or inconsiderate.

Anonymous said...

Folly,

I've had a stricture expanded twice. First time about 12 yrs ago and then again about 4 yrs ago.

No big deal, but not real pleasant. Once they go in they can see what condition the tissue is in.

For me, it's acid reflux gradually causing a build up of scar tissue. I get no heartburn, so I really don't know what my food triggers are.

Deadman said...

Put the Cannots in a blender.

Problem solved...

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