Friday's What the Hamster?

Back by popular demand....it's FRIDAY'S WHAT THE HAMSTER??????

1. Mom Gets 10 Years for Allowing Boyfriend to Impregnate 9 Year Old Daughter. My candidate for mother of the year. This bimbo allowed her 38 year old boyfriend to get her 9 year old daughter pregnant. 10 years? That's it?? What the hamster????? Of course, all she was charged with was failing to provide prenatal care. Jeez.

2. 12 Year Old Arrested for Assaulting Pregnant Teacher. Another kid gone wild in Florida. What the hell is wrong with juveniles down there? Anyway, this future parolee threw sticks at the pregnant teacher and kicked another one. This was after he punched the same pregnant teacher last week. Yet another example of bad parenting.

3. ACORN Registers Mickey Mouse. Gee, Democrats involved in voter fraud. Go figure. They are bound and determined to turn this into a banana republic. Why do they feel the need to do this if they are so right about everything? Couldn't be fear could it? Oh and Obama gave this group $300k but I noticed the media hasn't really hit home that point. Maybe we need the UN to come in and monitor our elections.

4. Out of the Mouths of Babes....A 12 year old girl was called a racist by her classmates in a Florida (go figure) school after she wore a McCain-Palin t-shirt to school. The girl volunteers at the Republican headquarters and was given the shirt as a gift for her efforts. Her tolerant classmates said that she was white and that's why she was voting for whitey. Or something like that. Gee, I guess kids ARE listening to their parents. At least when it comes to political propaganda.

5. Mentally Disabled Man's Vote Stolen....A mentally disabled Georgia man was driven from his care facility, without his family's permission, to a voting center and was told he couldn't vote for McCain (his choice). Instead, the "helpful" assistant checked Obama's name on the ballot and cast it. Just a question: ARE WE REALLY GOING TO ALLOW OBAMA TO STEAL THIS ELECTION!!!!!

6. Convicted Felons Allowed to Vote in Washington. Desperate to anoint "The Chosen One," the Secretary of State in Washington will allow some 24,000 convicted felons to cast votes. due to new computer system that didn't catch the convicts in the registry. Because of those discrepancies, elections officials don't think it's "practical" to eliminate any of the 24,000 or so felons in question. Instead, all will be handed ballots for the upcoming primary election.

7. Madonna and Guy Richie Divorcing. Anyone surprised? I'm just surprised it took this long. He seems way to refined to be married to that skank.

8. Another Congressman, Another Sex Scandal. The guy who won disgraced GOP Congressman Tom Foley's seat is in a spot of trouble himself. You see, Tim Mahoney ran on the morality platform while he was engaged in an extra-marital affair with a campaign worker. Oh and apparently he was cheating on the girlfriend as well. Now the FBI is investigating to see if he used campaign funds as hush money. Pot meet Kettle.

9. Joe Biden Can't Count. Listen, Skippy, "jobs" is a four-letter word. Not a three-letter word. I can't believe these people are ahead in the polls.