Saturday, May 23, 2009

Short Rock Stars

Rock stars always look like they're really tall. Apparently, they aren't. I always thought Bono was kinda hot until I saw he was only 5' 7 1/2." Prince, of course, is notoriously short and he apparently only dates women shorter than him. Here's a list of other rock stars and their height:

Prince: 5'2"

John Mellencamp: 5'7"

Angus Young: 5'2"

Roger Daltry: 5'7"

Paul Simon: 5'3"

I mean, some of these guys I could use their heads to set my beer on. I'm 5' 5 1/2" with no shoes on. My lowest heels are two inches which puts me at Bono's height.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Where I've Been

I have a new blog. Ok, it's my old blog at a new site. You can come check it out at:

http://thepraiseoffolly.wordpress.com/

Hence why I have not been posting much here.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Bernake Discusses the Economy

Broke-A$$ Broke

I am broke. Busted. Out of money. My ex-husband owes me a bundle of money. He can either pay it or I take him back to court. I hate being broke. I am way too much of the pampered pooch to be broke.

I'm too broke to afford booze. That's just sad. So I think we need to start a "Feed the Folly," fund.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Cheesy 80's Video of the Day

I love the Pointer Sisters and this song. The video:




Still better than the crap out today. The boxer is 1984 gold medal winner Mark Breland.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Stuff I Don't Care About

Here's a list of current events I don't care about and can't figure out why it's taken up so much of the media's attention:

1. Swine Flu. What a freakin' non-event. 300 cases WORLDWIDE. Where's the pandemic?

2. Obama. Geez, I've never seen so many people line up to give a dude a blow job in my life. The guy is the biggest fraud since this guy.

3. Arlen Specter. For some reason, I keep calling him Phil. The asshole was never a real Republican anyway.

4. Death of Newspapers. Freakin' John Kerry wants "hearings" to save the newspaper. Why? It's mostly good for bathroom reading these days. Maybe if the NY Slime, et al would stop being political propaganda and more neutral, people would read them instead of lining the cat box with them.

5. Joe Biden. We all know he's a moron. Why do we need a, "Joe's Screw up of the Day," headline?