Folly Goes Back to Court

This time I left early and made it to Vinita before 4:30 p.m. It took less than 5 minutes. I drove 130 miles twice for a five minute event. Again, this is what I'm up against:

Folly Goes To Court

You laugh but this is what it's like. I went to Vinita today. The courthouse closed 3 minutes before I got there.

Where the Hell is Pryor?

Yes, I know I promise to post more but that pesky work thing has me all tied up. I met with a new client yesterday then ran out to Pryor (where the case is pending) to file an Entry of Appearance. Where the hell is Pryor you ask? It's here (hint: look towards the upper right). Now, for a podunk town, they have the nicest courthouse I've ever visited.

Today, I get to meet a new client whose case is pending in Craig County. Where the hell is Craig County? It's here. So I do get to see parts of Oklahoma I've never seen. However, I'm not sure that's a good thing.

This Week's "What the Hamster?"

I've decided to change, "Friday's What the Hamster?" to the current title since I never know when I'm going to get around to actually posting the thing. So here are some stories that made me say, "What the Hamster?"

1. Unemployment Rate Hits 8.1%. Being one of that 8.1% does not make me happy. However, at least I'm not alone. As they say, misery loves company. I should point out that the last time unemployment hit this level was in 1983, when I was starting my junior year of high school and Ronald Reagan was still in his first term. However, the Messiah claims this a great opportunity. Yeah, an opportunity for him to establish the United Socialist States of America.


2. Feds: The Economy Sucked in January and February. As previously mentioned, could these guys be any more obvious. We know it sucks. The Messiah got elected based on the idea that ONLY HE could fix the problem. All he has done since his anointing is made it worse. Every time the guy opens his mouth, the Stock Market dives. Can we get a gag order on him?


3. Clinton: "Yeah, we're talking with a terrorist state. So what?" Showing how clueless this administration is, they're talking to the Syrians. The same people who assassinated the PM of Lebanon. The same people who backed Hezbollah's attacks on Israel. The same people who helped a bunch of Baathists escape Iraq when we invade. Holy cow, could this administration get anymore inept? No....don't answer that.


4. The Anti-Semite Administration, Part II. Also showing they have no regard for Israel, Madam Secretary Clinton stated that a Palestinian state WILL be created. Don't you think Israel should have some say in that before we start carving up the Middle East? Didn't the Democrats bitch we the Bush Administration started meddling in the internal affairs of other countries?


5. Rhianna and Chris Brown. Showing it doesn't matter how famous and rich you are, some women are just dumb asses when it comes to men. Now me, if my boyfriend beat the shit out of me to the point where I couldn't go on an awards show, I damn sure wouldn't be taking his sorry ass back. But of course he did the, "Baby, I'm sorry," and she forgave him. Girl, he's done it once and he'll do it again. The next time, you'll have a hard time finding anyone who'll feel sorry for you.

Folly's Diet, Part Deux

What I can and cannot eat so far:

CAN:

Mac & Cheese
Brownies
Pudding
Noodles
Raman
Cream of Wheat
Beer

CANNOT:

Donuts
Omlettes
Beef
Chicken
Chips
Cookies
Bagels
Bread


God, someone just shoot me.

Government: The Economy Sucks

Showing just how much trouble we're in, the government (i.e. the guys in DC) made this startling revelation today: The economy worsened in January and February. Now, it doesn't take an Economics degree from the Wharton School of Business to make that statement. All you have to do is watch the damn news. I guess tomorrow they will pronounce that Iran is hostile to Israel.

Yes, these people are in charge of our future. How scary is that?

Shiner Bock and Mac & Cheese

That's my new diet. No, I'm not trying to lose weight. I have an esophageal stricture. (Click on the link to find out more). Yes, I get to have a balloon shoved down my throat to re-expand the esophagus. Until then, I can't eat solid food. I can, however, drink beer and eat mushy crap like macaroni and cheese. I'd kill for a cheeseburger or a steak. Seriously.

It hurts like hell if I try to eat normal food so I haven't eat a whole lot in four days. Good side: I've already lost 2 pounds. Bad side: I AM FREAKIN' STARVING.