I Miss This Blog

Wow, it's been nearly a year since I posted anything here. I think I need to dust this puppy off and fire her back up.

Short Rock Stars

Rock stars always look like they're really tall. Apparently, they aren't. I always thought Bono was kinda hot until I saw he was only 5' 7 1/2." Prince, of course, is notoriously short and he apparently only dates women shorter than him. Here's a list of other rock stars and their height:

Prince: 5'2"

John Mellencamp: 5'7"

Angus Young: 5'2"

Roger Daltry: 5'7"

Paul Simon: 5'3"

I mean, some of these guys I could use their heads to set my beer on. I'm 5' 5 1/2" with no shoes on. My lowest heels are two inches which puts me at Bono's height.

Where I've Been

I have a new blog. Ok, it's my old blog at a new site. You can come check it out at:

http://thepraiseoffolly.wordpress.com/

Hence why I have not been posting much here.

Obama Says Life is Good

Bernake Discusses the Economy

Broke-A$$ Broke

I am broke. Busted. Out of money. My ex-husband owes me a bundle of money. He can either pay it or I take him back to court. I hate being broke. I am way too much of the pampered pooch to be broke.

I'm too broke to afford booze. That's just sad. So I think we need to start a "Feed the Folly," fund.

Cheesy 80's Video of the Day

I love the Pointer Sisters and this song. The video:




Still better than the crap out today. The boxer is 1984 gold medal winner Mark Breland.

Stuff I Don't Care About

Here's a list of current events I don't care about and can't figure out why it's taken up so much of the media's attention:

1. Swine Flu. What a freakin' non-event. 300 cases WORLDWIDE. Where's the pandemic?

2. Obama. Geez, I've never seen so many people line up to give a dude a blow job in my life. The guy is the biggest fraud since this guy.

3. Arlen Specter. For some reason, I keep calling him Phil. The asshole was never a real Republican anyway.

4. Death of Newspapers. Freakin' John Kerry wants "hearings" to save the newspaper. Why? It's mostly good for bathroom reading these days. Maybe if the NY Slime, et al would stop being political propaganda and more neutral, people would read them instead of lining the cat box with them.

5. Joe Biden. We all know he's a moron. Why do we need a, "Joe's Screw up of the Day," headline?

Friday's Fun Song

The Government Reassures the Nation

A Recap of Obama's Speech

In song:

Obama: "I'm Great and the GOP Sucks"

No, I didn't watch the Obama love fest last night. I had better things to do. However, I did read this story from the Washington Times. Here is the Gospel according to Obama:

1. The GOP is a do-nothing party.
2. Bush is a torturer.
3. The GOP sucks.
4. I am the greatest human to ever walk this planet.
5. The recession and deficit is the GOP's fault.
6. Aren't I funny when I banter about war with my sycophant press corps?
7. I'm "remaking" America.


Okay, now here's what I have to say: Screw you, Obama. SCREW YOU. Here's my view on your first 100 days:

1. 2 million jobs were lost during your first 100 days of office.
2. YOU pushed for a 700 trillion dollar budget.
3. Terrorists deserved to be tortured if it will keep us from losing another 3000 people. They aren't your Uncle Bob or Aunty Fanny. These are people who live to kill others.
4. The Air Force One photo op is the most retarded piece of crap to ever come out of the White House and that includes Clinton getting blown.
5. Your stupid-ass mortgage assistance program doesn't really help anyone because the banks aren't doing it.
6. It takes a real class act to constantly blame the previous administration for your screw ups.
7. The economy sucks. IT IS NOT GETTING BETTER, you idiot.
8. You've shaken hands and kissed the asses of every tin pot dictator on the planet so now everyone, including our enemies, thinks we are weak. Ripe for another attack because they know you won't fight back.

So in a nutshell, you are a disgrace to the office. Because of you and the idiot media that slobbers all over your genitals like a $2 hooker, I'm ashamed to be an American.

What's Hot and Not Hot

Pay attention, please:

Hot:

Not hot:

Are we clear?

WTF?

Seriously? How is it that the "media" insists all is well with the economy when me and just about everyone I know is facing homeless due to lack of employment? Are there that many delusional people out there? Is that idiot in the White House so sacred that no one will call bullshit on him? He's a snake oil salesman. A charlatan. A huckster. Yet no one will call him on the carpet.

Where the hell is my hand out, Barry? You throw money at GM, AIG, and the rest like Time Square hookers but the rest of us are getting bent over. There are no jobs. Let me repeat that: THERE ARE NO F*&KING JOBS, Barry. I went to my alma mater's job bulletin board today. It was blank. No jobs posted since March 3.

I have no steady income, no insurance, and two kids plus a menagerie of animals to support. What the hell are people like me supposed to do?

New National Anthem

The Obama Administration has decided that our current national anthem, "The Star Spangled Banner," does not accurately reflect his "Hope and Change" theme. Introducing the new national anthem:

A Song For Abbadon

Poor guy wonders what the hell is up with my taste in music. Here's another one for you:

Another Fun Song

Showing just how diverse my musical taste is, I love this song. Watch carefully and you'll see Paula Abdul, Sinbad, and Kevin McDonald from Kids in the Hall. And watch the whole damn video.

GM to Close Plants for Up to 9 Weeks

Two people briefed on the plan say General Motors Corp. will close most of its U.S. factories for up to nine weeks this summer because of slumping sales and growing inventories of unsold vehicles. Source.

Remember back in January when the asshole at Bob Douchebag Chevrolet wouldn't sell me a car unless I ponied up at least $3k in cash and paid $600/month for a Trailblazer? HAHAHAHAHA. I hope he loses his job. Try actually wanting to make deals instead of thinking this is still 5 years ago when YOU could dictate whatever terms you wanted to potential customers. I don't feel any sympathy for the auto industry at this point for overpaying their workers to make crap-ass cars that are overpriced BECAUSE of their overpaid workers.

New Fun Song

Someone...cough, cough...complained about the Spice Girls on Friday so I'm offering this up as a replacement:

Dedicated to the Ex-Boyfriend

So it's official. I'm back on the market. Or at least I'm not dating anyone. I don't know what the hell his problem is but it reminds me of this song.

And while we're on Pink, maybe I think of this song is one I need to keep in mind.